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"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry." 💸😭
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I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition." 😎✨
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me ads for vacation packages." 💻✈️
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪
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I don't have time to be tired, I’m too busy being awesome. 😎
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome. 💥
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do. 🛏️
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I’m not lost. I’m just exploring the scenic route. 🛣️
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🍻
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I think I’ve discovered the secret to happiness: naps and snacks. 😴🍪
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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I don’t always get enough sleep, but when I do, it’s because I overslept. ⏰😴
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🧁🤣
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. ⚡️😌
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I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏
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I’m on a diet… I’m just eating in moderation. Sometimes the moderation is a bit extreme. 😅🍔
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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That was like a plot twist I didn’t see coming, and I’m here for it! 😄
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