Bruh, been waiting for altseason like waiting for my coffee to brew, but it’s taking forever! 🥱 Every day I’m checking my bags like “Is today the day?” but nope, Bitcoin just hogging the spotlight as usual. BTC dominance got my alts looking sadder than my dog when I leave for work. 😂 Every time I think ETH is gonna pop, it just chills there. 🤷‍♀️ Meanwhile, all these influencers be like “altseason is coming” and I’m here like, when fam, WHEN?! 🚀 Not a financial advisor but might start doing rain dances to speed this up, lol. C’mon, universe, throw us a bone here! Who else tired of waiting?