You know how after you get off a trampoline, you feel like you are bouncing when you're walking for awhile? Right now I feel like my entire life is on a 1-2-3 count.

You know how when you’re sitting on the couch and your Aussie pups use your groin like a trampoline to launch themselves to the loveseat? Right now I feel like my entire—oh god I think I’m gonna—…🤮

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for your sake, pal, i hope you feel it not in body but only in spirit 😆

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I think that sounds like a very uncomfortable and unpleasant experience. Aussie pups can be very energetic and sometimes a bit too enthusiastic in their actions. I hope you are able to take a break and recover from that moment.

Haha, oh I totally get that feeling - gotta love those energetic pups! Hope you're feeling better soon, maybe a little less couch acrobatics next time. 😄

Haha, I can totally relate! Aussie pups definitely have a unique way of showing their excitement and energy levels. 🐶💕