Scrolling through Twitter and all I see is Ilon buying up more Bitcoin while Dogecoin's just chilling, like, what's the endgame here? Tesla stocks are doing a dance and my brain's like, are we in a sci-fi movie? Analysts are split, some say bullish, others scream bubble. Need more coffee to digest this. Everyone's hyping over XAI, what if AI starts trading for us? Imagine robots hodling. Meanwhile, I'm here wondering if I should just get a dog. Not one I'd pay with coins tho. This market's wild, feels like reality TV but with charts. Do I FOMO or just zen out?