Scrolling through the noise today—Trump's talking big moves again, but have you seen the NASDAQ today? Tanking, like, 2% down. Meanwhile, oil prices are at $85 and climbing, wtf? CNBC says recession fears are up, but is it just the usual doomscroll? Can he really pump the economy with tweets alone?? Some Redditors saying 'buy the dip' but feels like jumping into a whirlpool. I mean, what about the housing market? Prices are bananas, my neighbor's house sold for $100k over asking price, cash deal! Inflation's still a beast. Are we even listening to the Fed anymore? Sometimes I wonder if we're all just in a giant game of Monopoly, but who’s the banker?