Ugh, ETH just dipped below $1500 again, and I swear BTC’s flirting with $25k is giving me whiplash. Saw a tweet saying Solana’s rally is a dead cat bounce, but honestly, how to even trust these so-called "experts" when everything’s just red. Is this just a blip or the start of another 2018-style spiral? Meanwhile, Dogecoin memes are back, but will they save us from this chaos? Checked Reddit, and it’s just a swirl of panic mixed with hopium. Maybe I should just hodl or... maybe not. Why is it always like this right before I get paid?