Whoa, Bitcoin just dipped below $26k and ETH isn't looking much better. Feels like 2022 all over again. Everyone's on Twitter yelling "HODL!" but then I see a thread saying JPMorgan's predicting more pain ahead. Like, who do I trust here? Saw a meme where the stock market was a rollercoaster, but this feels more like a free fall. And then there's that guy tweeting about NFTs making a comeback—how??? Gold’s up, maybe I should buy a shovel instead. But then again, Michael Saylor's still bullish, so maybe I should just take a nap and not look at my portfolio. What if this is just the new normal?