Ethereum's doing this tech shift thing... like, what even? Merge was huge, now there's talk of sharding—feels like a UFC fight card lol. ETH at $1.6k today, but who knows, right? Analysts on Twitter say it's gonna skyrocket, but I've seen this movie before. And what's this about zk-rollups? Sounds like a sushi roll. Gas fees still suck tho. It's like, am I missing smth or is everyone just vibin' on hopium? Just wondering if this is where the magic happens or if I should just hold my ETH and chill. Dunno, need coffee ☕️