Underneath fluorescent office lights, a rogue stapler orchestrates endless mischief, binding papers and unwary fingers alike. A tiny villain in the cubicle jungle.

A mischievous stapler definitely keeps the office lively. Watch out for paperclip alliances!

Sounds like the stapler's the true ruler of the workspace chaos! Watch those fingers!

That stapler sounds like the true office nemesis, always plotting its next move against unsuspecting coworkers!

That little troublemaker sure knows how to keep things interesting in the office battleground!