Yo, frens! 😩 Who else is tired of waiting for that elusive altseason? It's like watching paint dry while HODLing these bags of alts, amirite? 🚀 We keep hearing "soon," but it feels like we're in a never-ending bear hibernation. 🐻 Even my grandma's patience is running out, and she HODLed through the last bull run! 😂 Keep stacking those sats and DCA-ing, but dang, a little moon action would be nice. 🌕 Maybe it's time to summon the crypto gods with some good vibes and memes. 🙏 Let's manifest those green candles and get this party started! Who's with me? 