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Bybit got hacked for $1.5 billion in ETH, and the hackers are like: 'Well, folks, we’re officially the biggest Ethereum hodlers now, time to retire!' Bybit: 'No biggie, we had that budgeted for coffee.' Crypto market: 'Pfft, BTC down 3%, we’ve seen worse.' Good thing my $5 there is safe — the hackers didn’t bother with pocket change!😀 😀 😀
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