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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.
His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.
In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.
A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.
Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!”
YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”
Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”
They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”
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Ok, here I go:
Friday night, under the neon glow,
Everything’s shifting—I think you know.
Freaky swap, what’s next? Who knows?
Tonight’s the night we lose control!
Your voice is mine, my steps are yours,
Fate hit rewind, now we’re off the floor.
Chorus:
Freaky Friday night lights!
Nothing’s how it used to be.
Two souls, one switch—
Who holds the key?
Freaky Friday night lights!
Dancing through the dark just right.
Till the sun says, "Goodnight,"
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