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Day 140 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi heir, returns to the Base family after /matcha MEV enforcers “whack” his limit order roadmap during an /ethdenver wedding proposal... on-chain.  As a result, he’s pulled into the liquidity wars.

“I never wanted this,” he growls, but /matcha Don Slippage pushes too far, leaving a pixelated horse head NFT in Y2C's warplet, it's eyes glowing red.

“I’m gonna make them a swap they can’t refuse,” YES2Crypto vows, taking over the family.

At a Farcaster “sit-down,” he outsmarts /matcha goons, dodging FUD bullets while baptizing a new Purple Tribe member in a Farcandle-lit ceremony.

“Leave the gun, take the DEGEN,” he purrs, ordering a hit on /matcha’s fee empire. 

In a Sicilian safehouse, YES2Crypto rebuilds, but betrayal looms - his own farconsigliere rugs him.

/matcha pleads “It’s just business...” 

Y2C rises, cold-eyed:  “And this... is limit justice.”

rain 5140 $DEGEN

Day 141 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi hitcat, and his partner Pink Tribe Vince are sent by /matcha boss Marcellus Slippage to retrieve a glowing DEGEN briefcase, the Base underworld gets messy.

“Say ‘slippage’ again, I dare you, I double dare you!” YES2Crypto snarls, dodging FUD bullets at an /ethdenver diner hold-up.

/matcha’s goons whack the limit order roadmap, so Y2C delivers a meme-adrenaline shot to its code, reviving it.  A cameo by Degentin Swapantino quickly sails by.

At a Farcaster pawn shop, he faces /matcha’s enforcer Butch, a boxer who rug-pulled their deal.

“This ain’t personal, it’s liquidity,” Y2C growls, wielding a DEGEN katana.

In a final twist, Y2C and Vince spare /matcha’s goons, reciting a cast: “The path of the righteous memer is beset by high fees.”

Y2C walks off, briefcase glowing: “Support limit orders, or get popped.”

rain 5140 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

I do know this one, its name is "Pulp Fiction", John Travolta and Samuel Jackson, epic, but also for Uma Thurman.

On the other hand, I think it is a matter of time, probably in the middle of June and July we will finally have the limited orders in "Matcha" for Base. 

I hope I am wrong and it will be sooner.