reply guys

I may never recover from this, but I have to share:

I’ve been helping wifey navigate memecoins, set her up with a Telegram bot, Dexscreener, the works. She started trading with $100.

Straight-faced and panicked, she just asked me how to delete a Twitter post quickly. When I asked what happened, I LOST IT.

Turns out she meant to search for “Farting Unicorns” to do some research… but instead she tweeted it…..

to the Stanford Police Department. 😂

We’ve been laughing-crying ever since.

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