im getting old enough (37) that boomers start to try to relate to me about adult stuff, so i like to toss in some "bussin" and "skibidi" just to remind them the housing crisis was their fault and i am on team "the youth" 

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for context, i was sitting in first class, wearing a suit, Boomer sits next to me and starts talking about the usual "business or pleasure", "live there or visiting", by meal service he's on to stonks and real estate investment, i present well and im a gem to talk to so he's loosening up and having fun

the pulled pork and mashed potatoes is served, we both got the same dish, both order red wine, if this was a date id be getting laid a mile high on this flight

he gets a little too comfortable and mentions his retirement plans, something about renting some units and retiring in Chicago burbs (boooooooo that's your best idea for retiring?) while his management company does all the work, then sell them off after another few years of appreciation

"man, that meal was poppin, finna take a piss, skibidi terlet boss" and squeeze by him

silence for the rest of the flight, not even a courteous goodbye, the universe is balanced again, im so happy