coffee

True story: when I was in the military, I insisted at work we drink the lowest, cheapest, most filthy brand of coffee to be “true grunts”

Nestle? Not in these parts
Folgers? Far too nice
Maxwell House? A luxury

At the very bottom of the shelf in every military grocery store, neglected by all, is this gem:

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An unadulterated nuclear meltdown of a coffee, I can only assure you with my word that this brand is lower than a snake’s belly hangin between two wagons

And every morning, people would start chuckling as they knew what was about to happen:

“Berger, are you ready to ‘stand to’?”