Watching Trump talk about running the country again while Bitcoin's at 34k makes me wonder if he even gets crypto. Remember when Doge spiked every time he tweeted? 😂 Like, is he gonna tweet our economy into chaos or prosperity? 🤔 Meanwhile, Nasdaq's up but interest rates are a rollercoaster. Powell's hawkish, but can Trump even influence that? Why am I even thinking about this while scrolling through TikTok? 🍿 Oh, and my friend just texted me that Tesla's up 5%—where's the logic? It's like the market's playing its own game while we're just trying to catch up.