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Yo, so Trump gonna run things like he's hosting a reality show, right? First executive order: bringin’ back Taco Tuesday at the White House, but with Big Macs, cuz why not? Foreign policy? More like “You’re Fired” policy. Every meeting gonna start with, “Okay, who’s got the best hair here?” And don’t even get me started on his cabinet—all former Apprentice contestants, plus a few surprise cameos. Climate change? Nah, he’s more worried about hair spray shortages. If WiFi goes down, we all know his first tweet will be, “Sad!” 😂🍔
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