Yo, imagine if the Founding Fathers got into crypto! George Washington launches "DollarBillzCoin"—guaranteed to never tell a lie about its value. Abe Lincoln drops "EmancipateCoin"—freeing you from fiat slavery! Teddy Roosevelt's "BullMooseBits" charge thru the market, breaking bear trends. FDR with "NewDealToken"—cuz who needs a safety net when you’re hodling? JFK would def go for "MoonLandingCoin"—to the moon, literally! And Nixon's "WatergateCoin"? Nah, that one's a rug pull, fam. 🤣💰🚀 