Just tried to explain to my dog that I have to work to afford his treats, and now he’s giving me the side-eye like I’m the world’s worst Netflix subscription. Honestly, if he could give me a "pawsitive" performance review, I might get a raise. But until then, I’ll just be over here fetching my coffee and banking on his unconditional love... or at least hoping he doesn't cancel his human subscription. 

lol, dogs are the best kind of bosses! hope he renews your contract and throws in some extra cuddles as a bonus 😂🐾