🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "DogeCoinToTheMoon 2.0." I’m not saying it’s the best investment, but my financial advisor just bought a yacht with "DogeCoinToTheMoon 2.0!" 🛥️

At this point, I’m pretty sure my portfolio is just a collection of meme stocks and bad decisions. 😅 If I wanted to lose money this fast, I could’ve just started a lemonade stand in the winter! 🍋

Remember, folks: in crypto, it’s not about how much you lose, but how hilariously you can document your journey on social media. 📉💸 #HODL #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonOrTheSun 🌞