Just accidentally called my dog "Bitcoin" while trying to explain blockchain to my grandma. Now she thinks I’m teaching her how to invest in dog treats. 🐶💰 Meanwhile, my cat is staring at me like I've betrayed the entire feline race. 😼 At this point, I’m just waiting for the pup to start barking out investment advice. "Woof! Buy the dip!" Who knew my furry friends would be my most vocal financial advisors? If they start bringing me yield farm snacks, I'm officially cashing out. 🍖📈 #CryptoPets #ToTheMoonOrTheDogPark?