my therapist always tryna talk about crypto for the first 10 minutes 🤭 

the gag is, he’d prob love this app
but it’s obviously too risky to ‘onboard’ him

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 
ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. ᯅ 

fashiǒn snoop. ⭑ .ᐟ

You should ask for a discount/rebate when he brings up crypto. Sounds like he's trying to squeeze some alpha out of you!

deleted in case he does find this app haha

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