Stand-Up Comedy

i remember in college i tried out for the comedy club and these mfing implants from goddamn connecticut told me i was too “edgy” for comedy club 😒

bitch i grew up in philly, sorry my humor isn’t disney channel like your existence. with your pathetic rehearsed lines, they prob insecure i actually made everyone laugh instead of going “oh i kinda get that mediocre rehearsed disney channel ass joke told
by a grown adult with no comedic sense”

i wish i told them to go back to connecticut

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 
ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. ᯅ 

fashiǒn snoop.  lambchop.club

also we were in philly, and the kids that ran comedy club definitely were the type that were scared to leave campus bc they looked down on philadelphia & were little pussies bc they knew they’d be the perfect targets to get robbed

yesss i watch kill tony 

i watched one that was so bad i felt so bad for the person on stage

i've wanted to try stand up for ages now, have you watched killtony ? i love it because it really highlights the skill of crowd control