i can’t believe i let a goddamn vegan chip my precious tooth 
🦷

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 
ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. ᯅ

did a vegan person chip ur tooth or a vegan chip chipped ur tooth?

Chronically online degen since the AOL days.

I'm not a trader, I just trade a lot.

Symbiotic relationship w/ the gym and tacos. 

Host of /pokemon

a vegan human being with goddamn long hair chipped my tooth trying to go in for a kiss and i screamed and called my mom crying 😭

several years ago 

but my tooth is chipped forever now bc of a vegan

o no 😭 

i used to have this connective tissue from the bottom of my mouth all the way to the tip of my tongue so it had like limited mobility bc of it. its called tongue tie or ankyloglossia or soemthing liek that. well anyway, one time i was at a movie theatre with a girl in high school (my high school gf or w/e) and we were making out and she sucked on my tongue so hard that she completely ripped the tissue lol. i felt a pop and got dizzy and i wasn't sure what happened so i went out to check in the bathroom and my mouth was covered in blood. s/o to her i guess cause i didn't have to get surgery to get it cut.