Matthew
@matthew
I would like to announce my candidacy for president this election cycle. My first and only order of business will be to institute a permanent daylight savings time. The sun will set at 9pm every night, no exceptions. Make the sun shine again!
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@lambchop
i would vote for u
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Matthew
@matthew
there's hope for me to win pennsylvania now
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