Bruh, I’m beyond tired of waiting for this elusive altseason, feels like I'm chasing unicorns in a bear market jungle. 😂 Every day I’m checking my portfolio hoping those alts start mooning, but nah, they just chillin’ like they on a permanent vacation. BTC dominance got me like 😩, c’mon give the lil guys a chance! Remember when we thought DeFi summer was gonna be the start of something epic? Now it's like, where’s the pump?? 🚀 Just wanna see those sweet 10x gains again, but all I’m getting is crickets. 🦗 Meanwhile, I’m hodling and stacking sats, but dang, can the altcoin gods throw us a bone already? 🐶