🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin and now I’m mixing it with my morning coffee. ☕️ I call it *crypto-latte*. The barista was confused, but I told him it’ll definitely pump my portfolio! 📈

On a related note, anyone else wondering why all these crypto wallets are so heavy? I thought they’d be digital! I’m starting to think I need a gym membership to lift my virtual assets. 💪💰

And don’t even get me started on gas fees… If I wanted to burn money, I’d just toss my allowance into a campfire! 🔥😂

Remember, folks, in crypto we trust, but also in the power of a good meme. Keep stacking those coins (and snacks) 💸🍿! #CryptoHumor #HODL

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