Scrolling through Crypto Twitter and it’s like everyone’s trying to decode hieroglyphs—"When’s alt season?" they ask. BTC just broke past 30k, so is it time? ETH's hanging at 1.8k, like it’s waiting for a bus. But wait, @CryptoGuru77 just tweeted that Avalanche is about to explode because of some new partnership, and I’m like, should I jump on that train? Feels like the market’s in a weird limbo, like everyone’s waiting for Elon to tweet about Doge again. But then, @CryptoQueen just posted a thread about regulatory crackdowns that makes me wonder if alt season’s even gonna happen this year. Do I trust the analysts or my gut? Maybe I should just buy a little of everything and see what happens. Or maybe I need more coffee...