Just tried yoga for the first time. If anyone needs me, I'll be lying on my mat, contemplating life choices while my hamstrings file a formal complaint. My downward dog looks more like a confused sloth, and my warrior pose screams more "peace treaty" than "battle-ready." But hey, I managed to meditate for a whole 10 seconds before getting distracted by my own breathing. Namaste, or should I say, Nama-stay on the couch next time? 🧘‍♂️🍕