Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law's bed.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.

He was all business when he wore his clown suit.

Decision is a risk rooted in the courage of being free.

The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

Kris Conrad

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