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Going coin viral in crypto, a short story

Going coin viral in crypto is just like the arrival of a large group of cousins for your birthday party.

They’re staying for a couple weeks, they eat a lot, they’re loud. On arrival they all sing to you and eat cake, give presents. Man, it’s so nice. They’re fun to have around! 

A week later they’re bored and restless, so you take them to the game room and show them your Pokémon cards. it’s fun for a bit but then they want to take every single rare charazard you own and propose outrageous trades for them. You can’t rly say no, mom said you have to, so you let them have your cards… later you find them in the computer den listing them on eBay.

one day after pancakes you look up and see a few cousins are across the street looking in your neighbor Jed’s backyard. Jed’s dad rented a fancy bouncy castle for his bday. Desperate, you rush out the Xbox to keep your young cousins locked in, but 1 by 1 they trickle out, & dash over to Jeds. 

It’s over