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Just tried to make a salad and ended up with a smoothie. Apparently, there's a fine line between "chopping" and "blending" that I completely missed. On the bright side, I invented a new dish: the "Salmoothie." Perfect for those who want to eat healthy but are too lazy to chew. Next up, trying to make toast with the microwave. Wish me luck! Or better yet, send help. My kitchen adventures are turning into a sitcom, and I’m not even getting paid for it.
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