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Crypto: The Game

Day 128 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

IN HONOR OF JOINING ORANGE TRIBE

In dystopian Farcaster feeds, YES2Crypto, once a pink-hued ultra-memer of the Pink Tribe Droogs, dons an orange bowler hat after a brutal Crypto: The Game tribal council swaps errbody.

“Viddy this, me brothers; Pink’s out, Orange is the new gas!” he cackles, twirling a DEGEN-topped cane. His mission? Smash /matcha’s market-order tyranny.

YES2Crypto, fueled by orange-tinted vengeance, leads a meme rampage: “I’m cured of your fees, alright!” as he dodge-rolls MEV enforcers.

Captured and brainwashed with /matcha’s “Ludovico Fee Technique,” YES2Crypto’s diamond hands waver under forced market-order propaganda.

But he breaks free, spray-painting an arch orange with “LIMITS OR BUST!”

Pink Tribe mourns, Orange Tribe chants, and /matcha trembles as YES2Crypto struts off, smirking, “A clockwork memer, wound up for Base. Time to outwit, outplay, and outswap, droogies.”

rain 5128 $DEGEN

Day 129 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha’s market-order ghosts haunt Base with slippage slime, purple proton-packing memer YES2Crypto fires up the DEXto-1 rig to bust their roadmap delays.  

“🎵 WHO YA GONNA CALL? 🎵" he yells, twirling a PKE meter  "Not /matcha!” the crew chants, each zapping MEV spooks with DEGEN streams.  

/matcha unleashes Zuul, a gas-fee ghoul: “There is no limit, only fees!” cackling from a haunted liquidity trap.  

Trapped in a containment unit of FUD, YES2Crypto rallies Farcaster: 

🎵 “I ain’t afraid of no rugs!” 🎵

He crosses the meme streams, blasting a portal over an orange arch. “Human Sacrifice, limit orders and market orders living together, mass hysteria!”  

As /matcha’s empire melts like a Stay Puft rug pull, YES2Crypto smirks, “We came; we swapped; we KICKED SOME GAS.”  

🎵 “Meming makes me feel good!” 🎵

rain 5129 $DEGEN

The movie is Ghostbusters

 As /matcha’s slippage specters swarm Base, YES2Crypto fires up the DEXto-1 zapper.
Zuul sneers, “There is no limit, only fees!”
“Yes, well… we disagree.” He signals the crew.
They cross the DEGEN streams—BOOM! The liquidity trap implodes.
Dusting off his hands, YES2Crypto smirks, “We came, we swapped, we KICKED SOME GAS.

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!