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Day 118 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 
(continuing a @bankr theme)

In a frenzied bull run where everyone’s aping into “invincible” AMM pools, YES2Crypto discovers fatal flaw: /matcha liquidity is a house of cards built on market orders only.

“They’re over-leveraged on hopium,” he mumbles, meming alone in his dimly lit Farcaster feed.

But as he warns degens, /matcha execs laugh: “Limit orders on Base? Next you’ll say Bitcoin needs a white paper!”

Undeterred, YES2Crypto recruits sassy and hot crypto educator Margo Satoshi to explain from her bubble bath:

“Hi Farcaster! 👋 Let’s get soaking liquid. 💦 You know how /matcha says limit orders are ‘coming soon’? That’s like saying ‘ETH 2.0 is 6 months away… in 2016.’

Here’s the dirty secret…” She tosses a rubber duck labeled ‘profits’ into the tub.

“Without limit orders, Base’s liquidity is just… bubbles.”

(cue /gmfarcaster Live chat exploding with 🚨🧨🚀.)

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Day 119 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha's shiny new “Market Order Protocol” (Bids MightClear) struts into the DEX, YES2Crypto (Sheriff Hoody) - the OG liquidity wrangler - gets shelved. 

“To Base and beyond? More like to my roadmap’s trash bin,” mocks Bids, flashing LED wings labeled “Lowest Fees EVER!” 

But when a Rug Pull Sid (a chaotic MEV bot) kidnaps /matcha’s codebase, YES2Crypto rallies the forgotten traders:

“YOU ARE A protocol! Act like one!”

"You are a sad, strange little dev, and you have my liquidity" counters Bids MightClear, adding "Besides, we have the lowest fees."

YES2Crypto taunts "That wasn't lowest fees! That was slippage... with marketing!"

They reconcile, defeat Sid and sing "You've Got a Trend in Me"

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