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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”
He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.
In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.
YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.
He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.
On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.
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