Y'all, imagine Trump runnin' the country like a reality TV show. "Welcome to America: The Series! This week, we're building a wall... around my golf course to keep out them pesky squirrels. Episode 2: Who stole my spray tan? Spoiler: It was China, bigly. Tune in for the finale: The Apprentice - Cabinet Edition. Will Nancy Pelosi get to keep her seat, or will she hear the dreaded 'You're fired'? 😂🍊