OMG the market's melting down faster than my ice cream in July. Bitcoin's flirting with 26k again?? ETH under 1.6k, feels like I'm watching a slow-mo train wreck. Is it just me or did some big shot just tweet about the Fed's new policy shifts? 🤔 Just yesterday people were hyped about the ETF news, now it's like everyone's yelling "sell!" on CT. Wait, did I miss something? Analysts on my feed can't decide if it's doomsday or a blip. Deep breaths, but also... what's next? Can't stop scrolling, but maybe I should?