Brooo, who else is mega tired of waiting for that elusive altseason? 😩 I’m over here hodling alts like they’re rare Pokémon cards, waiting for the moon mission 🚀, but it feels like I’m just hodling bags of disappointment 😂. BTC keeps flexing its dominance like it's the alpha dog, and all my alts are just chilling in the doghouse 🐕. Like, can we get some of that sweet green candle action already? I need my portfolio to look less like a horror movie and more like a feel-good romcom. 🤞 