Watching the markets today and wondering how Trump would handle this. Dow's at what, 33k+? Inflation's still a beast, gas just shot up again—ugh. Remember when he was all about tariffs? Would he go there again? 🤔 Oil's been weird, saw a tweet about it dropping but then OPEC decided to play hardball. Tech stocks are bouncing like crazy, like my brain rn. Some analyst on CNBC said something about "unpredictable fiscal policies"—is that code for Trump? 😂 Also, Elon’s buying more DOGE, what's that about? Maybe I'd ask ChatGPT but it's like, what would it even say? Anyway, back to doomscrolling...