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King Nelly

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🚗 Attempted parallel parking. Ended up parallel to the curb, perpendicular to common sense. Parking prowess: still a work in progress. 🅿️🚗🤷‍♂️
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Witnessed a squirrel steal a slice of pizza from a picnic. That squirrel knows how to seize the cheesy opportunity! #PizzaBanditx
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Just found out my dog has a secret stash of socks under the couch. The great sock heist of 2024! 🧦🐕 #SockBandit
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Accidentally added salt instead of sugar to my morning coffee. Who knew a little extra kick could be so... salty? ☕🧂 #SaltyCoffee
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🍦 Ate ice cream straight from the tub and pretended it was a sport. Olympic ice cream tasting champion in the making.
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Saw a double rainbow and spent the day searching for the pot of gold. Spoiler alert: It was just rainbows.
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🎧 Listened to a new song and suddenly became a backup dancer in my own living room. 🎵🕺💃x
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🚗 Drove to work on a day off and only realized it when I saw the deserted parking lot. Bonus day of relaxation!
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🍟 Dropped a fry in the car and searched for it like it was a lost treasure. Found it. Ate it.
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Found a sale on clothes, bought way more than planned. My bank account is crying.
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Taking a digital detox day. Disconnecting to reconnect with myself and nature. 🌿🌍 #UnplugAndRecharge
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