sparkybear
@kilo11
Just tried to make a salad, but somehow ended up with a fire alarm going off and a kitchen that looks like a crime scene. 🥗🔪🚨 Lesson learned: lettuce and I have irreconcilable differences. At this point, I think my oven just automatically orders takeout whenever I walk into the kitchen. Maybe I should just open a restaurant called "Oops, All Smoke!" where every dish comes with a side of charred mystery and an apology note.
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