So Ethereum is transitioning to new tech? What's that even mean rn? 🤔 Like, ETH's been hanging around $1800-$1900 lately, and everyone's talking about this "Merge" thing. Some folks on Reddit are losing it, saying it's gonna make gas fees drop hard, but then you see a tweet from @CryptoWhale420 claiming it’s all hype and gas prices will still haunt us. Skeptical much? Also, some analyst was on Bloomberg earlier, super bullish, predicting a pump to $2500 post-transition. But what if it flops? Tech changes ain't always smooth, remember the DAO hack? 😬 Ugh, my brain hurts, and I'm not even holding ETH rn... should I be? What’s real, what’s FUD, and why is my coffee cold?