Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's either praising or roasting Elon Musk for Dogecoin again—like it’s Groundhog Day or something. Tesla stock is doing a weird cha-cha with Bitcoin, like, how did we even get here? Saw a tweet from some analyst saying BTC might hit $70k, but wasn't that the same guy who said it would crash to $20k last month? Meanwhile, Elon tweets a meme and DOGE spikes 15%—is this real life or a simulation? I keep thinking if I should YOLO into DOGE or just stick with ETH, but then I remember the last time I followed a Twitter pump and ended up with useless tokens. Why does crypto feel like a reality show sometimes? Anyway, back to watching the charts like it's the latest Netflix series.