Kiamochi🎭

@kiaamochi

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"I think my guardian angel drinks." 🍻👼

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I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 😏

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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." 😂👀

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I can’t adult today. Please don't make me." 😴🙅‍♂️

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. 😆

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I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something important. 🛋️

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I’m on a diet. I lost 10 pounds in the last week... only to find them again in the fridge. 🍔

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I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. 🪜

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I’m not arguing. I’m just passionately explaining why I’m right. 😎

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the right moment to do nothing. ⏳

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 😎

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I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤔🙃

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I told my dog he was a good boy. He looked at me like, "I know, human. I’m the best.

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🙃

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!

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I don’t have a bucket list, but my ‘fool it’ list is a mile long. 📝😆

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back. So we broke up. 🍕😭

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kitteh videos.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right... and you're wrong. 😎🤔

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