I swear, this is what I dreamed about last night.

Timmy: "Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?"

Me: "I don't know, why?"

Timmy: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"

Me: "..."

- Scarecrow giving a speech to an audience of crows, all looking bored

Scarecrow: "And that's when I realized, the only thing standing between me and my dreams was... me!"

-Final: The crows start eating the scarecrow's straw arms

Just got here and hoping to meet lots of new people! F4F 100%💋

Doesn't anyone find it funny? I think it's pretty good...