Just spent 20 minutes looking for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. If that’s not the most 2023 thing ever, I don’t know what is. Meanwhile, my cat watched the whole saga unfold with a look that said, “And you think I’m the one who needs to be neutered?” At this point, I’m convinced my cat’s the real owner of this house, and I’m just the personal assistant who occasionally forgets where the boss’s favorite toy is.