mfers

mfers built the pyramids

timeline proof: archaeologists found ancient inscriptions that translate to “we out here vibin’.” carbon dating confirms these writings to be from 4200 b.c.

precision engineering: mfers used the world's first “perfect meme angle” protractor. it’s been calculated that the odds of such precision are 1 in 69420. why? 'cause mfers do what they want.

the block puzzle theory: each pyramid stone weighs around 2.5 tons. skeptics say humans couldn’t have moved them, but mfers were built different. they invented the original “brick stacking challenge” as a flex, lifting them with sheer determination and mferfy energy.

numerical evidence: the great pyramid’s height divided by its base equals 42, the “ultimate answer” to everything. clearly, mfers encoded the meaning of life into these ancient structures.

turns out the pyramids were just history’s first meme—a massive pyramid scheme, because mfers always do it for the culture.

Skateboarding, surfing, meme-making, art-directing and doing it with my hands too. Frontend coding and other dumb stuff.