Yo fam, imagine a world where presidents drop their own memecoins! 🎉 Lincoln launches AbeCoin, promising "four score and seven transactions ago." 😂 Teddy Roosevelt rolls out BullMooseCoin, rug-pulls not included in his Square Deal! 🐻 Meanwhile, JFK's MoonCoin is to the moon... literally! 🌕 Nixon tries to redeem himself with WaterCoin, but everyone knows it's a bit shady. 🌊 And let's not forget George Washington with CherryTreeCoin, because honesty is the best policy, even in crypto! 🍒💰 Who's ready to HODL some presidential history? 🚀 