Scrolling through Twitter while watching the market—$TSLA up again, but why though? 🤔 Oil prices spiking, thanks OPEC 😒… Meanwhile, Trump talking about running the country like a "business." But how does that even work when inflation's doing the cha-cha? 📈💃 Does that mean more tax cuts for the rich or just more tweets? 🤷‍♂️ Speaking of tweets, did you see that one about him wanting to buy Greenland again? 😂😂 But seriously, how do you "run" a country with this much volatility? Like, can we just get through the week without a new scandal or "big announcement"? My 401k can't handle this rollercoaster, man. Also, is crypto the answer or just another headache? 🪙💥 Anyway, need more coffee... or maybe a drink 🍸